What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

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Next, they tried...

No go.

Why are some people afraid of monsters?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Is Obito Uchiha redeemable?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

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Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

As TikTok faces a ban, at the same time, the Chinese app Xiaohongshu (Little Red Book) has surged to the second position in downloads in the U.S. Will Xiaohongshu become the TikTok alternative for Americans, and why?

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do a lot of autistic people not know how to style their hair?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How can I copy and paste the AI answers here on Quora since I can't do it anymore?

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes