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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
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Next, they tried...
No go.
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Why are some people afraid of monsters?
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
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Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why do a lot of autistic people not know how to style their hair?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How can I copy and paste the AI answers here on Quora since I can't do it anymore?
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes